Bald is Beauitful…And Profitable

Have you ever wanted to emblazon a corporate trademark on your body? You do? Well, here is your chance!
Air New Zealand is looking for thirty adults to become cranial billboards to tell people all about life-changing journeys to New Zealand. The first criteria is that you have to be an adult. Otherwise, you will really have something to talk to your parents about later. Secondly, you have to be willing to shave your head and tattoo a little ditty about www.airnewzealand.com on the back of it. You won’t get to make up your own, of course. On the contrary you will have to choose whatever the marketing department decides is best.
I am not sure what the other criteria will be as far as it coming down to the shape of the head, the attractiveness of the person, or if they will choose the oddest looking ones.
New Zealand has beautiful rolling hills, sheeps, goats, kiwis, maybe a unicorn, and, of course, lots of Hobbits.
Who would we like to see walking around Los Angeles? William Shatner. We all know he wears a hair piece. Why doesn’t he just admit it? He admits it because we know, but he has never appeared bald in any publication, film, or appearance that we know about. I guess he is not a method actor.


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