April’s Worst Shirts: Maybe Not THAT Bad
The New York Magazine fashion blog, The Cut, opined on the best and worst fashion editorials for April 2010. On the “Loser” list were these selections from the April issue of Details
Worst Men’s Shirts – Details
There is maybe one acceptable shirt in these two pages, and that is the white one in the top left that is barely visible. The girl in the yellow dress with her hands in her ears screaming “LA LA LA LA LA” has the right idea.
Do we agree? No and Yes. Fashion is sometimes about the appropriateness for the application and how confidently one can pull it off. Fashion is surely the ability to identify what is best suited to one’s frame and personality and come up with a look where the person and not an overbearing shirt or hat is what is the first thing noticed. However, sometimes we are in danger at scoffing at creativity. “Creative” dressing is snidely and condescendingly relegated to someone who is an “artsy” type and it is assumed one is referring to baggy and unkempt.
While the delivery may not be what the editor of this “worst” gallery would like to see, the man on the right is sporting a look that could easily be pulled together using vintage clothing elements as long as it was worn with confidence. The shirt pattern and color combination may be too casual for the suiting material and boutonniere hole by traditional views or tried and true styling rules. However, it seems that the editor is objecting to the shirt rather than the suit. To me, the shirt is what is setting the tone here and my eye instantly goes to wanting to alter some details of the jacket to make it work a little better. There is nothing innately wrong with that shirt for the right gent if one can carry it off. In trying to aspire to this look, pair a vintage shirt with a jacket of a different era, otherwise you will look like you are playing “dressup.” If you are a 20 year old hipster, you may get away with it, of course.
If you are looking for a patterned shirt to try the first look in your own way…here are three worthy candidates from three different decades going with a cooler color palette. Hawaiian shirts purposely omitted, as that throws things into a whole atmosphere.
Left to right: “Jailbird” 50s striped shirt from FastEddiesRetroRags, Polyester oxford on Etsy from stephaniegeisler, 1960s Atomic shirt from DressThatMan.com
However, the gents in the upper left don’t fare as well, individually, unless they were aspiring mimes. In numbers, however, it appears that this is some sort of “happening,” or they a part of a deliberate group. I am not sure what the “group” is set out to do. I most likely would steer clear of the whole bunch. While the shirts may not be as noxious paired with jeans, the ties are what influences me to believe someone put this together to be ironic. Oddly enough, I looked again and there are only two striped shirts here, and two ties, but not both on striped shirts. I suppose my feelings about the shirts just made me believe there were more of them out there.
VintageGent's Vintage Picks, modern fashion, vintage clothing | Comment (0)Polka Dot Tie…Oh Man Oh Man
When I saw this tie from Arrow, that darn song kept running through my head. Make it stop! All of the “vintage” films of this song don’t seem to work, so here is a more recent performance of Dodie Stevens singing the song that can’t get out of my head. Now it is in yours. Ha Ha
If you would like to sing along:
Now I’ve got a guy and his name is Dooley
He’s my guy and I love him truly
He’s not good lookin’, heaven knows
But I’m wild about his crazy clothes
He wears tan shoes with pink shoelaces
A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
Tan shoes with pink shoelaces
And a big Panama with a purple hat band
Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
He takes me deep-sea fishing in a submarine
We got to drive-in movies in a limousine
He’s got a whirly-birdy and a 12-foot yacht
Ah, but thats-a not all he’s got
He’s got tan shoes with pink shoelaces
A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
Tan shoes with pink shoelaces
And a big Panama with a purple hat band
Now Dooley had a feelin’ we were goin’ to war
So he went out and enlisted in a fightin’ corps
But he landed in the brig for raisin’ such a storm
When they tried to put ‘em in a uniform
He wanted tan shoes with pink shoelaces
A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
He wanted tan shoes with pink shoelaces
And a big Panama with a purple hat band
Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
Now one day Dooley started feelin’ sick
And he decided that he better make his will out quick
He said
“Just before the angels come to carry me
I want it down in writin’ how to bury me.”
A’wearin tan shoes with pink shoelaces
A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
Give me tan shoes with pink shoelaces
And a big Panama with a purple hat band
Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
And a big Panama with a purple hat band!!
VintageGent's Vintage Picks, trivia, useless information, vintage clothing | Comment (0)New! Fit for a VintageGent: Golf Tie
Now, at InColdStorage at Etsy, there is a section named after this blog of items from the collection that are things I would select. Look for the section “Picks for a VintageGent” and you will see one or two items at a time that may be something that you are interested in snapping up. That’s right, for now there will be one or two items and when they are gone, they are gone. They may sell, or they may just switch them out to keep you on your toes, and we’ll see how fast they go.
Of course, you might want to look at the other items in the shop, such as handbags, kitchenware, and books which are all great too. Now, however, it will be like your own personalVintageGent or VintageGent-ette selecting items for you that you may just have to have, or at least are a little bit unique.
The inaugaral item is a nifty square bottom tie from the 60s with a golfing theme. Where is the rule that golf themed ties have to have Mickey Mouse on them or be polyester? Well, not in this case. This one, I think would be great for even someone who does not care to golf. The graphics are just so cool and a definite “throwback.”
The price is $9.00, with shipping just a little bit more, or buy another item in the store and combine shipping.
1960s, VintageGent's Vintage Picks, gift ideas, vintage clothing | Comment (0)
